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You're a major dickhole.
My fault-- oh, shit, I didn't blow it!
and, uh...
I hope you check your messages,
No, I totally didn't. Swear to God.
God, is one last non-malarial hurrah
Jeezy Petes, this drawer squeaks
Hey, there's this new thing we have
I'm actually not sure where we stand.
You should see the dumb look on your dumb face
So now all I have to do is--
No, yeah, and I, ya know, I want to.
No, American and Russian and Chinese
Inappropes.
No, no, no, no, no!
becoming a parent against my will.
won't let you parachute into the jungle
in addition to impaling me on a bamboo stake,
Yes, I'm American.
you're gonna need my help!
about this exact thing we're doing right now.
Ah, so you did know.
That you had to see that.
No, they're really small, now.
brought to her knees by the explosion
Kampai
Well yes, but you can hardly blame Sterling for being upset,
Will you please hurry?
and if you try any funny stuff--
Oh, yeah. It's a lightning bolt,
Why don't you go read the damn dossier?
Kampai.
or try to sneak up on me and slit my throat?
Since 1945, I might add.
Keep your raggedy bits of shirt on!
Kuyk's first trip overseas