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Mother's picture is still inside. Take good care of her.
Just put an "X," then call yourself whatever the hell you want.
[Murmuring]
[All] Yes, Mrs. Skinner.
- That man is the real Seymour Skinner. - [Gasping, Murmuring]
Well, that's about it. And so, for the past 26 years...
- Ralph. - Principal Skinner is an old man who lives at the school.
Arert I entitled to a little dignity?
- [Shouts] - [Tires Screeching]
(HUMMING)
And then we go through your bird book and make up silly captions-
[Engine Starts]
Hello, ladies. Is this the line for people who wanna bad-mouth Sergeant Skinner?
Now, let's clear this up. Who exactly are you?
- [Train Horn Blowing] - But I'm a hero!
And no one will ever mention it again...
I am.... An Imposter
I love you, Principal Skinner.
A dagger! A dagger through my heart!
effective as of the end of this sentence.
Oh, no, we don't. Judge Snyder.
"And he survived to make it back to Springfield...
You can have some lima beans as soon as you've cleaned your room.
I poached some fish for your trip, Mr. Tamzarian.
- It's okay. I can accept that. - [ Stomach Rumbling ]
- Here, Son. This is yours again. - Mmm.
I gave half my life for you people.