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where he became the fine educator we salute tonight."

I don't know what that is.

Oh, 10 Canadian dollars. That's a souvenir from your trip to Upstate New York.

I come from a town called Springfield.

[Chuckles] You've led quite a life, Tamzarian.

But they said you were killed on that scouting mission.

[Skinner Narrating] As strange as it sounds...

[Chattering, Laughing]

Why are we stopping at my school, Mother?

Look, lady, you obviously have at least one son.

Bart, why are you doing that?

- Thank you. - Well, now, I don't know.

- Good enough. - Armin Tamzariars reign of terror is over.

Mrs. Krabappel, the pledge, please.

that'll satisfy the town and let Sergeant Skinner keep his dignity.

And we salute you for it. Now, don't come back!

[All] Surprise!

Well, from now on, you're gonna see a new Seymour Skinner.

and showed me that life was won'th living.

Skinner, do you know anything about being a principal?

for your leers and catcalls.

you could be proud to call your son.

And l-I felt it was my duty to deliver the grim news to his mother.

It's nice you're alive, but you're just not what I'm looking for in a son.

we still have to face the fact that I'm not really Seymour Skinner.

He made me believe I might have a future after all.