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- It's your funeral. - Miss Hoover.
- [Gasps] Skinner! - Skinner?
Right now, we're going to go for a drive.
And if a man pretending to be me could do it...
- Oh, Seymour. - And I'm not Seymour.
[Tires Screeching]
[Chorus] # The Simpsons #
[Knocking]
Now, hold on.
You know, maybe I've been a little too uptight in the past.
Ho-ho! Let the good times roll.
You've got your whole life ahead of you. Don't you have any dreams?
Sergeant Seymour Skinner, U.S. Army.
who gave their youth in service of their country.
Mother. Yes, Game Boy.
- [Gasping] - [Laughing]
that everything will be just like it was...
Oh, yeah. ## [Humming]
Well, it's time to pick up where I left off-
He risked capture many times behind enemy lines."
from you using Sergeant Skinner's name.
- Did you ever tell him that? - Hmm.
"[Woman] Seymour, tell me what time it is, now!"
My mind is made up. I'm not coming back, and that's final.
I came to think ofhim as the big brother I never had.
No! I have one stranger and one fraud.
- [Cheering Continues] - ##[Continues]
I won't hear of it. Tonight you can sleep on the floor of your office.
##[Ends]