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"[Woman] Seymour, tell me what time it is, now!"
I came to think ofhim as the big brother I never had.
that everything will be just like it was...
And if a man pretending to be me could do it...
Ho-ho! Let the good times roll.
[Knocking]
- It's your funeral. - Miss Hoover.
You've got your whole life ahead of you. Don't you have any dreams?
Right now, we're going to go for a drive.
Oh, yeah. ## [Humming]
from you using Sergeant Skinner's name.
who gave their youth in service of their country.
- [Cheering Continues] - ##[Continues]
My mind is made up. I'm not coming back, and that's final.
- [Gasping] - [Laughing]
Sergeant Seymour Skinner, U.S. Army.
- Oh, Seymour. - And I'm not Seymour.
- Did you ever tell him that? - Hmm.
No! I have one stranger and one fraud.
I won't hear of it. Tonight you can sleep on the floor of your office.
##[Ends]
[Chorus] # The Simpsons #
You know, maybe I've been a little too uptight in the past.
Now, hold on.
[Tires Screeching]
He risked capture many times behind enemy lines."
- [Gasps] Skinner! - Skinner?
Mother. Yes, Game Boy.
Well, it's time to pick up where I left off-
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