Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

When I grow up, I wanna be a principal or a caterpillar.

You trying to get yourself killed, Tamzarian?

An enjoyment buzzer. [Laughing]

After five years in a secret P.O.W. camp...

I'd sure hate to get a dozen crap weeds for Valentine's Day.

- But he was our weenie. - Now, there was a weenie...

Out of your mouth, Ralph. Volunteers.

- Oh, no, we won't! - Yes, Mother.

Now, take a seat, junior, and listen to someone...

to share with the people and the town that I love.

but on Fridays, you come straight home after school!

Not that one. Idiots.

They're not even wearing a smile.

have taught me a thing or two.

- [Murmuring] - Shh!

Keith Patterson’s reign of terror is OVER!

I've never been happier or prouder to be Seymour Skinner...

That's not a funny story.

Yes. I take it gray, with Creamium.

And we salute you for it. Don't come back now!

- [Yells] - What the-

"The adaptable citizens of Springfield have opened their hearts...

[Sighs] I guess me punishing you would be somewhat hypocritical.

But instead, I'm leaving town forever.