Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Becky, we're... we're journalists.

You name a chubby white kid LeBron...

Want the long version or the short version?

You're Watching How I Met Your Mother On Netflix

later today a Manhattan architect gets punched in the throat.

I mean, no guy's gonna say "Who's your daddy?" to Robin Scherbatsky.

and you stepped in as the big strong man.

Not Tara. Tara was the hottest girl in my high school.

When we were dating, did... did I make you feel needed?

First, eat pickled herring.

took me to this bar called MacLaren's right underneath his apartment.

No, um, I'll be... I'll be right back.

Our DVR won't recognize it as a television program.

Okay, no holds barred. What'd you think of Becky?

Okay. Back to the G-8 conference.

Hey, Barney, that prime rib was surprisingly good...

I don't want to think about having a girl.

Marshall, your list is entirely boy names.

You're the least-needy woman I've ever met.

There's no way a guy could pick up a girl going around talking like a little boy.

What's up, Shooter?

[Screams] A spider!