Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

First, eat pickled herring.

Okay. Back to the G-8 conference.

Becky, we're... we're journalists.

Our DVR won't recognize it as a television program.

Not Tara. Tara was the hottest girl in my high school.

and you stepped in as the big strong man.

What's up, Shooter?

[Screams] A spider!

You're Watching How I Met Your Mother On Netflix

Marshall, your list is entirely boy names.

When we were dating, did... did I make you feel needed?

No, um, I'll be... I'll be right back.

Want the long version or the short version?

later today a Manhattan architect gets punched in the throat.

There's no way a guy could pick up a girl going around talking like a little boy.

Hey, Barney, that prime rib was surprisingly good...

You name a chubby white kid LeBron...

I mean, no guy's gonna say "Who's your daddy?" to Robin Scherbatsky.

You're the least-needy woman I've ever met.

took me to this bar called MacLaren's right underneath his apartment.

Okay, no holds barred. What'd you think of Becky?

I don't want to think about having a girl.