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You're the least-needy woman I've ever met.
Becky, we're... we're journalists.
Gosh!
Our DVR won't recognize it as a television program.
I don't want to think about having a girl.
First, eat pickled herring.
What's up, Shooter?
took me to this bar called MacLaren's right underneath his apartment.
later today a Manhattan architect gets punched in the throat.
We're idiots.
I mean, no guy's gonna say "Who's your daddy?" to Robin Scherbatsky.
Not Tara. Tara was the hottest girl in my high school.
No, um, I'll be... I'll be right back.
Hunka, hunka!
Want the long version or the short version?
Okay. Back to the G-8 conference.
and you stepped in as the big strong man.
How your Money
Me too.
When we were dating, did... did I make you feel needed?
Jeremy, no!
[Giggles]
You're Watching How I Met Your Mother On Netflix
There's no way a guy could pick up a girl going around talking like a little boy.
[Screams] A spider!
Okay, no holds barred. What'd you think of Becky?
Marshall, your list is entirely boy names.
[Screaming]
Hey, Barney, that prime rib was surprisingly good...
You name a chubby white kid LeBron...