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We should just think of a name that's good for either a girl or a boy.
Who's your Mommy?
Challenge forfeited. [Sobs]
Challenge completed!
When we were dating, I...
She likes "pasghetti"... Spaghetti.
Wait. What about Rob?
Hey. Hey! Wanna come to my house and play telephone?
## [Man Vocalizing]
Oh! That's so sad.
But, dude, you're writing checks my vagina can't cash.
Ted, of all the women in New York...
Ooh. Ahhh. Oh, that's not bad.
Well, whatever you do, do not name your baby Becky. Right?
- Ooh, we're bad. - Baby...
Who's your granddaddy?
## [Upbeat Pop]
Last night after admitting defeat, I just let myself go.
Can somebody please explain to me why the "little girl" act works on men?
Ten-pound?
- Wait. Did you go out with Ted Mosby? - Yes!
How could you go out on a date with this girl?
- Hey. - Hey.
but it's 10:30 in the morning.
I know you think that's a compliment...
Look, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to upset you.
[Sobs] I'm sorry.
that to ensure the continuation of your noble male lineage...
[Retches]
We wrote songs about her.