Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Can somebody please explain to me why the "little girl" act works on men?
Hey. Hey! Wanna come to my house and play telephone?
Challenge completed!
Ted, of all the women in New York...
Who's your granddaddy?
[Retches]
- Wait. Did you go out with Ted Mosby? - Yes!
I know you think that's a compliment...
but it's 10:30 in the morning.
Well, whatever you do, do not name your baby Becky. Right?
Challenge forfeited. [Sobs]
She likes "pasghetti"... Spaghetti.
## [Upbeat Pop]
that to ensure the continuation of your noble male lineage...
Oh! That's so sad.
- Hey. - Hey.
We should just think of a name that's good for either a girl or a boy.
But, dude, you're writing checks my vagina can't cash.
Ten-pound?
## [Man Vocalizing]
[Sobs] I'm sorry.
When we were dating, I...
Wait. What about Rob?
How could you go out on a date with this girl?
Who's your Mommy?
Last night after admitting defeat, I just let myself go.
Look, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to upset you.
- Ooh, we're bad. - Baby...
We wrote songs about her.
Ooh. Ahhh. Oh, that's not bad.