Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm just getting started at this job, and I'm working such long hours, I mean...
Hey, do you want to go have completely protected sex right now?
But no one ever thinks they're ready. You just have to take the leap.
Wow. You're creating a holiday?
I have a permit for that. And the other thing was a gift.
GO FOR BARLEY
"I," state the fake name you give to women...
- She did it! - Shut up!
the Spice Girls conspiracy. Scary Spice indeed.
They cry.
If you don't, you'll always regret it.
"Oh, it hurts my ears. The neighbors called the cops.
- What are you looking at? - I am looking at the future
Whenever we go somewhere when you're drunk,
I don’t think I like your tone, young lady
I'm one Scotch and soda away from the cantina scene in Star Wars.
- Yeah! - Yeah!
Scootch over, I TiVo'd The View.
Really?
- Talking baby commercial? - Talking baby commercial.