Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Marshall's head. That thing's the size of a late August watermelon.

There are plenty of normal people out there who don't want to have kids.

Parenthood will come naturally.

Are you ready to put your own dreams on the back burner?

- What? - Yeah. Come on, right now.

Thank God you're not a mom. You are such an ice queen,

If one of my little Michael Phelpses got loose, he's swimming for the gold.

- Not a drop. - Me, neither.

And that, my friends, is the cheerleader effect.

Oh, she is so cute.

Hey, you guys didn't have to... It's a picture of me with no kids.

And you'd better bring your A-game for Mr. Li.

- I don't want to be a dad right now. - What?

And don't forget about...

Well, now you just sound like the chubby girl on Valentine's Day.

But you took such good care of me, I know you're gonna be a great dad.

But I think he only sees what's cute about having a baby,

Both available at NotAFathersDay. com.

These geniuses are not childless by choice, my friend.

maybe you could ask the wizard to give you a heart.

Look, don't paint me as some sort of a freak