Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I think that you'll...

there's a little blue Barney going like this.

So, Robin, would you mind crashing at Ted's tomorrow night?

I never knew I could love something this much.

I'm bored. Let's go dancing.

So, Robin, how's the job and apartment search going?

"...vow to always choose wet T-shirts over wet diapers."

- They're not hot. - Are you kidding?

Man! Shredded tweet.

- Your only hope is to go negative. - Okay.

practical discussion about having kids.

Yeah, she really is.

Shut Up You Corny Pygmy Punk! No You Shut Up You Cigar Smoking Scotch Drinking K Y Jelly Packing Trout Mouth Ass Dicktease!

of our two companies, and it looks very naked.

Are you ready to put your own dreams on the back burner?

And there's macaroni glued on the frame. Guys, I love it.

OLDER TED: That night they sat down to have a serious,

Welcome to our fraternity of non-paternity.

Me, too. And whenever we are ready,

Laraby and Finklestein are helping me celebrate. Check it.

"I know we'll have a good time then"

Enjoy her, Ted. She's in a real good place right now.

Yes, I'm loveable, pretty and wise, but is it enough?

I'm not angry. I'm just disappointed.

I'm gonna look for Lily in the bathroom.