Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Take a good look at each one of those guys, individually.
at least hide it somewhere it won't accidentally get pressed.
Lily, no part of Barney Stinson does anything less than 110 percent.
Okay, I took it.
Counselors, opening statements.
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(WEAK APPLAUSE)
but you're totally a dorky dad.
Oh. Check out the greeting cards.
Eriksen, meeting in five minutes.
Little boy blue and the man in the moon
What about those girls over there? They're hot.
Ooh! Hang on, bro. Go for Barney.
She is one of us
What?
if you could get me out of this,
Great.
Maybe someday. When I'm, like, 70. Science will catch up.
OLDER TED: Yes, Marshall and Lily were coming down with baby fever.
That bitch be drunk.
Grad school, teaching art at the college level?
No. The meeting with Mr. Li. Tonight.
From now on, today will be known as "Not a Father's Day."
Why don't you stay with me while you look for a place?
We're teleconferencing with the Chinese. I'm counting on you, kid.
I just started freaking out about whether we're ready to be parents.
Barney, they're hot.
moved in with me.
Is there any "Wish I hadn't puked on your shirt" bacon?
Oh! There's my little peanut! I love you so much!