Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

They just sit there with their stupid bottles.

- What are you talking about? - Ted, think about it.

- It's breakfast time in China. - Yeah, it is.

- It's huge. - You know what else is huge?

Oh, you didn't hear? I'm the lead anchor on CNN.

But then he called and canceled, and it got me thinking.

They realized if they were going to start a family, they had to plan ahead.

- I am not. - Yeah?

Awesome. But, God,

Hey, Lori, before you go, tell me,

Wait, I'm not crying, am I? I usually am. I don't mean to complain. Now I feel bad!

(SCOFFING) I can't believe we lost her.

I'm psycho? Any time you even hear the word "kids,"

- I know you're gonna be amazing. - You, too.