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Okay, I know you're afraid that you're not ready.
ROBIN: And you do that thing all dads do with waitresses.
Look, it all comes down to one word. You.
Barney, Not a Father's Day is lame. It's a holiday for losers.
Oh.
It was just some girl I hooked up with a few weeks back.
You ready for tonight, Eriksen? Big merger.
That is without a doubt the cutest little thing I've ever seen.
Yeah, are you all right? You sounded upset on the phone.
No. I don't know.
you get two little lactation stains on your shirt.
And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon
She's right. Ted, you may be single and childless,
Latest Not a Father's Day brainstorm.
Is it too early for us to have dinner?
- Baby. - I'm so sorry about last night.
Oh! I just did it again! Sleep deprivation!
Aw.
- But Project Lily! - Little fishies on it.
(CELL PHONE RINGING)
Okay. But what about money? We're still in a ton of debt.
(SCREAMS)
What do you mean, you're gonna be a dad? How did this happen?
I know we don't talk much,
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