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In fact, I hated them almost as much as I hated Robin when I first met her.

- You hated me? - A lot.

- Just dinner. That's it. Nothing else. - ROBIN: Fine.

I'm going to be as strung out as Charlotte. Worse actually.

Thanks, Ted. I already have some leads, so it'll be one week, two weeks tops.

We're going dancing! We're gonna party all night long!

if you would all please open to page five of your merger documents.

Would you excuse me just for a little, brief second?

- You're basically a dad already. - You're a total dad.

I'm cooking Marshall a special dinner.

Your phone rang. I answered it. I hope you don't mind.

Marshall and I made this big decision to have dinner.

And I thought I was ready to have dinner.

- Wait, what would that even mean? - I don't know, hot buns, spicy pork?

OLDER TED: And that thing happened to be unemployed and sleeping on their couch.

- And that's why kids suck. - Wow, it is a good thing we broke up.