Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

No hints. No hints.

There's "Who's Not Your Daddy?" T-shirts.

Baby me. I am ready. Hey, look.

I'm having a baby.

Hi, Lori, I'm Ted. I'll be your customer this evening.

No, you smell chocolate chip "I'm sorry I was such a drunk idiot" pancakes.

Marshall, Not a Father's Day is a hit!

"But we'll get together then, Son

Hi, I'm Lori. I'll be your waitress this evening.

"World's Greatest Not a Dad" mugs.

I just... I want to be ready for it.

It appears to be some sort of Asian hooker.

Marshall's really excited.

Yes. Because on Not a Father's Day,

Yeah, why not? Everyone else gets a day. Mothers, fathers, Bastilles.

- Really? - Yeah.

- What? - Are Marshall and I ready to have a baby?

What does Marshall think?

about me shooting beer cans on the roof.

Hey, I have a spare bedroom.

Sorry, I'm rambling. I haven't gotten laid in seven months.

Oh, there is so much to teach you all.

I mean, he's a pot dealer, but he's a very involved parent.

- What is it, Eriksen? - Nothing.

I was talking to Jeremy's mom.

Hey, can you circle the block a couple of times