Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

if I play this tape on a loop as I sleep,

Oh, no, he's flatlining!

Ooh, this sounds juicy.

This is history in the making.

We just use ESP. (CHUCKLES)

More like the rest of my stupid life.

¶ Oh, oh, it's magic

You should probably get some sleep.

How about just fingers?

They're just studying a few vocab words.

to become cogs in the machine.

So, I'm just gonna give you the 10 bucks,

Appreciate the honesty. Can we go?

to make sure I didn't bail.

Honey, we discussed this. Everyone takes that test.

We discussed this.

David Copperfield is gonna walk

He's taking a lap to check in on me,

Do we have to call it that?

that I'd never find a girl like Dana.

Has it ever occurred to you

Hello, and what educational stretches

We were so good together.

Yeah, you really sound torn up about it.

First, I'd like you all to know that you're all the dearest

Eyeman Schwartz. What?

and appear on the other side of this wall.

No time to talk. Knock 'em dead, love bug.

and with it, the ladies would fall under my spell.

Dude, getting girls is easy.

through the Great Wall of China.

That's not true, Barry.

Stop. I'm serious!

Okay, I'm shutting it down.

you don't actually know magic?

but this is just plain crazy.

This is gonna be so much fun!

I'm thinking about doing premed. That's not the dream.

I really miss Dana.

...but then something truly magical happened.