Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

To be like Greg.
a boy's got to become a man.
ADULT ADAM: It wasn't just the trick that impressed me.
BEVERLY: Ooh! It's on. It's on.
Suck it.
ADULT ADAM: Finding a new Dana was gonna be tough,
Oh, no! 1,280?
I'm the Amazing Adam.
I shall traverse through solid matter
You'll pull it off for sure.
it makes the first breakup that much more painful.
Schmoo.
¶ There's magic in your eyes
Moron! (CLEARS THROAT)
Well, for starters, they don't have wonky voices,
No! I'm not even gonna take the stupid PSAT or the real one.
that perhaps you should get serious, too?
(SIGHS) I know I kind of freaked out.
but you know what?
See, I was sitting here watching MacGyver,
Well, that's actually you.
'Cause I stole it from the food mart
See ya in the morning, knowledge.
He's literally walking into walls.
I was entering a magical world...
Um, to, like, get into college and get jobs and stuff.
ADULT ADAM: While my mom was realizing the effects of destroying my show,
(THUD) Ow! Damn it!
Barry, you're not gonna... No, I am!
¶ But nonetheless I feel the need to say
Oh, Mr. and Mrs. Copperfield must be beside themselves!
Sorry, bro. PSAT study group ran late.
That's just a backpack you're wearing wrong.
If there's one thing the Amazing Adam's taught me,
No. Watch and learn.
You may have wondered why I gathered you all here today.
What's wrong with them?
(CHUCKLES) I do.
You can't let him go through with this.
Truth is, the reason why I did this is to impress a girl.