Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Okay, don't (BLEEP) with me here.
You know what else got shut down?
(BOOING CONTINUES)
Isn't it awesome? Magic's my big hook!
And you should probably get a new picture for your ad.
(EXCLAIMS) So, can I get the good tricks?
Now that Dana and I broke up,
Oh, I do and I will,
Watch and learn.
Your whole damn future depends on it.
You look injured. My spine hurts a little.
Just gonna sit like this all day?
Yep. So happy I didn't cancel at the last minute.
That is normal. It's a part of the trick.
Actually, I won't waste your time.
Can you walk somewhere else?
and I was hoping my grand illusion
There's no way a human being could actually accomplish
Even better.
Ta-da!
That's how little I care.
Look, you're gonna prepare for that test.
ADULT ADAM: And then reality hit me.
Why can't you just do things like a normal person?
a.k.a. success-kimo,
Sociable.
Oh!
Oh, balls!
Trust me, there's one thing I know about women.
(WHISPERS) Magic.
I've never met anyone who thinks the way you do.
Go back, David! It's not worth it!
I... Oh, wow, yes. Me him paper.
And for my next trick,
All I have are dreams 'cause I suck at real life,
You made the girl completely disappear.
I did every practice exam in the whole book.
Mom! You got my good tricks back.
(BOTH CHUCKLE) Good stuff.
¶ Got a hold on you, I got a hold on you
but how does he do it?
Look, I speak for all of the JTP...
(MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS)