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I've never really come across this problem before.
- ( sobbing loudly ) - Hey, hey, hey, come on, come on.
- That was the issue. - What's interesting to me
- Really? - Yeah.
and let's just say it stayed open a little longer for me.
Shalom and welcome to the celebration of life
All we gotta do is fix these chairs.
You see? Everything's working.
- Hmm. - Now, if you'll excuse me,
Well, do you know who that woman is?
- All right. - All right, Larry.
I got him truffle oil as a gift.
- You told Cheryl. - Yeah, I told her you-- you love truffles, yeah.
You're running with the bulls.
- Cheryl. - Hey.
that it will never, ever happen again.
Larry: Dr. Templeton!
- ( door closes ) - Oh, dear God.
Who would've told you that?
Well, I can only surmise
- She wants to please you. - Yeah.
and we went horseback riding,
of the most pretentious man in the world?
Right, the head count.
- Respect the reserved sign. - This is the worst seat in the whole house.
- Right. - I've had it, like, three times.
( chatter )
May I be honest with you?
It'll be-- it'll be okay with me.
Can I stop you right there for a second?
How do you know it's truffle season?
- He got mixed up with a prostitute. - Prostitute, right.
and I'm looking forward to seeing you again next week.
That presumes a mistake was made initially.
( stutters ) I don't know.
It's unbelievable.
and so far, so good.
We should respect Lionel and his process and--
You didn't ask me to save you a seat.
but I could talk to the designer about throwing it in.
( loudly ) No, I will not and cannot tell you
It should be ironclad.
Get the fuck out. You heard him.
And I count-- I keep counting them up,
- What's wrong with him? - I've never had lunch with him in 20 years