Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

That's not...bad.
...never!
What do you mean?
That's not...bad.
My boat is beached not more than 100 yards from here.
Relax!
Jesus Christ!
I got them all.
Ariel?
Fine with me. I was against the whole thing from the start.
Weddings never start on time! What's the matter? Why are you worried?
You don't even know her name.
.
Hi, Ariel.
...kissed your ninth life good-bye, Slick!
Holy moly.
...I whack his head like a melon!
Is that a nice way of saying that the wine smells like her feet?
Definitely the blue.
Can I do this?
...you would never go.
Good boy.
Like this?
Turn the damn radio down, will you?
Come on, baby!
We'll give it 10 minutes. After that, we pull anchor, go to the church.
Oh, come on.
It's good to see you too.
I know I'm no great prize, but I'm loyal...
We could have retired in Hawaii!
Biggest fish I ever seen.
Pop says that he spotted Catfish Hunter at Indian Slough.
...with piss and vinegar running through her veins.
Are you asking me on a date?
That fish'll be halfway to Redwing by now. Let's go.
And a stapler for you.
I'm all wet.
That sounds bad.
You're the man of the house, the king.
Good night.
...and see which gets filled first.
Florence Gilbert, for example, thinks you're quite a catch.
Mother is right.
Sure! If she craps out two dimes and a nickel...
And see which one fills up first
I think I got an idea.
Why do you say such nice things? You don't even know me.
-Come on, just for tonight. -Forget it.
All right, you got it.
So I noticed.
"Not yet."
See what we missed?
-It's men talk. -See you later.
He's doomed.
Hey, Dickhead Congrats!
Happy Birthday Dickhead!
Where do you get that "we" crap?
This one is very sweet.
Finishing the seating arrangement.
-The wedding's off. -What do you mean?
She choked to death on a stack of pancakes two weeks ago...
He's by the sandbar.
...and see which gets filled first
That goes double for me.
...I should've took a dirt nap like 30 years ago!
Why not?
Well, you gotta stick with what works.
I knew your old man longer than I knew my own.
I don't think we've met.
No.
Nobody's in charge in my house except me.
Would you like half?
She’s not the bitch, I thought she’d be!
Isn't it time you started dating again?
...at the Lions Club charity breakfast.