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...for an hour...
I find you disgusting
Where you going?
Maybe you need a backup plan.
Why the boots?
Maybe's maybe.
Yeah, there's damn few of us left.
Because you won't be!
Damn it.
It's changed.
And I never exercised a day in my life.
Good afternoon.
And finally, the baby bear...
You putz!
This milk has chunks in it.
...then I'll kill him.
According to all of them...
Look, I got a week's worth of leftovers at the house...
You tell me this now?
You look nice.
And Eduardo.
Act rabid.
Right. We'll get a DJ. This is crazy.
You should’ve let me whack him!
Putz
More vino, señorita!
Where'd you learn that? "Geraldo.'
Honey? What happened?
That's my fish!
Mamma mia.
...but you're the only one I would like to mount over my fireplace.
God bless you, sir.
There is a difference!
That mangy animal's been crapping on my paper for years!
-Put it down! -He try to steal the vino rosso!
Who with?
Amazing how well they're getting along.
Is that good or bad?
I'll show you my man-sized manicotti
Bye Bye Bitches!!
She's right.
...you can't sit around waiting for another Ariel to come by.
She looks like Ernest Borgnine.
You're not my dad.
Holy moly.
Come on, just one good bite.
Yes.
Will you look at that poor man?
She's not the bitch
She knew!
I couldn't help noticing you were talking to flowers.
..HE SHOULD'VE TOOK A DIRT NAP LIKE 30 YEARS AGO!
Your father booked our reception hall!
Why the **** don't you look where you're going?
No, it's beautiful. It's just....
The lava lamp?
Can I get you something, ma'am?
What the hell you talkin' about?
Put down that bat.
-Are you finished? -I wish!
I told him....
And tell me you'll miss me
Where's the quarter?
Thank you.
You know how I really feel about Jacob.
...and Maria Sofia Colletta Ragetti...
-What should I do? -Tiptoe over.
Where was it?
It's too horrible to think about.
He said I hated you! I never said I hated you!
There's so much to do before the opening of my ristorante.
Ristorante
Time to check the birds.
And now...
Next door...
I want to talk to him now!
Or my hard salami?
What? What's the matter with...?
What?
...you want to put in...
Will you wait, please?
Let me help you.
I think about things like that all the time.
To Antonio, I know.
...and I realize now...
Appreciate it.
It's been my dream to have it in a bar with peanut shells on the floor.
Here's your card.
Holy Jesus, Max.
..HE SHOULD'VE TOOK A DIRT NAP LIKE 30 YEARS AGO!
So, I'll call you?
5 more minutes!
I hate change.
Why don't you come to my place?
Haven't decided.
You didn't win. I quit. I got better things to do.
You can imagine my excitement.
What's left?