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Change brought me here to Wabasha.
I just ran into Maria and she's in tears.
If I were to accept, and I'm not saying I would....
Are you a communist?
And to those like us.
So nice.
Yeah. Why so surprised?
Are you sure?
If my dog was as ugly as you...
...even more than friends.
You do sort of stand out in a town like this.
See you.
You got 3 TV's on. You're not looking at any of them!
Home. You can call me when this stupid war is over!
Nag!
Who put a bug up your ass?
She didn't know she was allergic.
After I dropped anchor, he stuck his head up over by that log.
We'll have the first mob-run bait shop in Wabasha.
I want to get married. But if you're not sure, tell me.
That would've been great. But no.
Hello, putz.
You look great.
I don't want mosquitoes in here.
Congratulations, Rich!!
I'm so sorry.
You shall see!
I better get going.
You mean Lucky. You don't want him.
For what?
She should've listened to us.
How could I be so wrong?
Hey, dickhead!
Are you sure?
So, now you understand?
Lesbians. Yummy.
Yeah, I guess so. Why?
I'm not sticking the plant lady next to him.
This is the land of 10,000 lakes. Go find another one.
It's the worst.
It just goes to show you, huh?
I just thought I couldn't be happy unless we were married...
How long have you been up?
You mean you're going to turn this into a restaurant?
Sure. Blame it on the booze.
Now the weather has changed!
The only thing you ever caught in your life was a virus.
Gustafson, you are one sick bastard.
You don't have the balls to take me on anymore!
...male and female sexual organs?
Dickhead
I'll check out some reception halls for the wedding.
He's not going to be touchy-feely with the plant lady.
...and my fish and your fish
Okay, Slick, sharpen those claws.
You nearly killed my cat!
Maria.
He did?
That fish belongs to me.
Never mind that.
You're the only one....
Forget about leaving your boat there. It's all private property.
She thinks everybody hates her.
Get out and let me watch my program.
When your fishing buddy Says he’s watching football Saturday
What's going on?
Happy Halloween there, putzo.
You won't know I'm here!
-That's it for you? -That'll do it.
Okay, just a little bit longer.
It's a rat!
You just...
Don't sing that.
What surprise?
You all right?
Why this change of heart?
Breathe the night air.
No more surprises.
He just looked at me, smiled, and swam down into the mud.
Listen to me...
Let go of my hand. I'm busy.
Max is right. Our fishing spot will be totally ruined.
I used to love jelly sandwiches with peanut butter.
There are many fish in the sea, Maria...
Let me hear a polar bear growl.
Of what?