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They're crazy about my macaroni and cheese dish.
I didn't know you were a fisherman.
That sounds wonderful.
Now he will stop.
You evil temptress!
Get in the car, Max.
Everything seems to be in order.
I can't. I farted and I'm afraid to move.
Look at this thing.
You don't like it?
You should try it yourself.
But also to Fernando.
You mean to tell me he didn't come home?
...we spell out:
-Look at this. -She'll be impressed.
Things are moving so fast.
...I promise...
Watch that damn thing. You said you hated Maria.
You're Spaghetti Ragetti's cousin!
Anybody here?
Ristorante.
Hey, you. How's your mom doing?
Right up into the boat. And then...
5 more minutes.
What is that?
When Trump tries to pronounce Acetaminophen
Marcello, the womanizer, was not that long ago.
You can wish in one hand and crap in the other... And see which one fills up first
Would you park that stupid pride of yours just once?
But I'm leaning toward "Mystery Stew."
Link handling tent request
It's a mistake.
Are you saying you wish I hadn't come?
You can say that again.
Why should I have sex with you? You said you hated me!
You cut the net, too, you dickhead! Here! Look!
I'm going to bed!
Morning, Mr. Gustafson.
It's pretty fancy, huh?
HEEEY DICKHEAD!!! Wake up and come eat! You don't even work today
Driving with cars.
You got bad luck. You'll infect my spot.
-Our wedding's in a week! -Jacob, I love you.
Holy moly.
Holy moly.
Now!
It's not bad.
...to tell you how sorry I was for the way I acted.
Good morning, Slick.
You need a hand with that?
I'll meet you at home, honey.
...but this silly feud of ours has got me so upset.
I'll explain later.
I wakah his head like a melon!
Sometimes I wonder...
...I die a happy man.
Come-on-l-want-to-lay-you
I don't usually dress like this.
Happy Birthday Jim Have a “WHACKY” Day
And turn that down!
We put everything into this place!
"Somebody's been sleeping in my bed too."
She wants that man!
But it's just a date. I'm not marrying him.
People are not going to come down here for Italian...
What I'm trying to say is....
What do you say we go back to my place...
Tell her it's Cajun.
You look ridiculous.
Let me tell you something, Johnnie.
We just wanted you and John to know...
I'm sure there's a logical explanation.
a pig-headed Italian with....
...and the bastard's still there."
Wait a minute!
Maria, we need to talk.
-You just don't want to marry! -That's not it!
I'll take him.
I'm divorced.
There we go. Drink up!
Almost like being in love
Maybe it's something from outer space!
And if we ever do get married...
Bye Bye Bitches!!
I haven't been with a man for a long time.
...I would be indeed honored.
Maria Ragetti?
...I've lived here all my life.
You two must be happy with yourselves.
I'm cursed in love.
Why'd you think of that?
ooh, lesbians - yummy.
You know how some people have trouble saying good-bye?
Dream a little dream of me
I don't like this. Not one bit.