Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

...we spell out:
Things are moving so fast.
You evil temptress!
They're crazy about my macaroni and cheese dish.
Holy moly.
Almost like being in love
You can say that again.
She wants that man!
I can't. I farted and I'm afraid to move.
Right up into the boat. And then...
Now he will stop.
Happy Birthday Jim Have a “WHACKY” Day
We just wanted you and John to know...
Morning, Mr. Gustafson.
You should try it yourself.
Watch that damn thing. You said you hated Maria.
-Look at this. -She'll be impressed.
You cut the net, too, you dickhead! Here! Look!
You don't like it?
Hey, you. How's your mom doing?
Let me tell you something, Johnnie.
You can wish in one hand and crap in the other... And see which one fills up first
You need a hand with that?
You mean to tell me he didn't come home?
Dream a little dream of me
...I die a happy man.
Now!
You got bad luck. You'll infect my spot.
...I've lived here all my life.
...I would be indeed honored.
I'm sure there's a logical explanation.
Get in the car, Max.
What do you say we go back to my place...
...to tell you how sorry I was for the way I acted.
-You just don't want to marry! -That's not it!
Look at this thing.
I haven't been with a man for a long time.
You're Spaghetti Ragetti's cousin!
But I'm leaning toward "Mystery Stew."
...but this silly feud of ours has got me so upset.
But also to Fernando.
"Somebody's been sleeping in my bed too."
Maria, we need to talk.
But it's just a date. I'm not marrying him.
...and the bastard's still there."
I'll meet you at home, honey.
Maybe it's something from outer space!
It's not bad.
Bye Bye Bitches!!
Ristorante.
Holy moly.
Good morning, Slick.
Are you saying you wish I hadn't come?
That sounds wonderful.
It's a mistake.
I'm divorced.
5 more minutes.
People are not going to come down here for Italian...
We put everything into this place!
I don't usually dress like this.
I don't like this. Not one bit.
Wait a minute!
When Trump tries to pronounce Acetaminophen
Marcello, the womanizer, was not that long ago.
Driving with cars.
What is that?
Anybody here?
I'll take him.
You know how some people have trouble saying good-bye?
I didn't know you were a fisherman.
I'll explain later.
And if we ever do get married...
-Our wedding's in a week! -Jacob, I love you.
Come-on-l-want-to-lay-you
Why should I have sex with you? You said you hated me!
ooh, lesbians - yummy.
Maria Ragetti?
It's pretty fancy, huh?
I'm going to bed!
Everything seems to be in order.
There we go. Drink up!
You look ridiculous.
Why'd you think of that?
Would you park that stupid pride of yours just once?
...I promise...
I wakah his head like a melon!
You two must be happy with yourselves.
Link handling tent request
Sometimes I wonder...
What I'm trying to say is....
a pig-headed Italian with....
Tell her it's Cajun.
And turn that down!
I'm cursed in love.
HEEEY DICKHEAD!!! Wake up and come eat! You don't even work today