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I've been fishing that spot ever since I'm 5 years old. It's all I got left.
You're scaring all the fish away!
There's more where that came from, Miss Ragetti.
How could you?
But you're happy, huh?
..HE SHOULD'VE TOOK A DIRT NAP LIKE 30 YEARS AGO!
Beautiful.
I don't know. He has a strong character, and I admire that.
Hey, dickhead!
See how it looks. Just put that like that.
Catfish Hunter
There are many women floating in the river...
I tried to. She won't even talk to me. Not that I blame her.
What'd you say?
Is that a trick question?
A rat? Here?
Fire!
You're just going to stand there and let all this happen?
Not in a million years. She's just a pig-headed Italian witch...
He was a good man.
I like fast.
What happens when Bonnie and Clyde turn out to be Bonnie and Bonnie?
Your daughter got cold feet.
We must come up with a plan.
You sure weren't having sex with me!
Hiya, kids.
HEY DICKHEAD! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
We go to town.
What's that?
It is time to have the gloves off
I mean, besides him.
Remember "ha?"
Well, let me explain!
Polka!
What's the matter? You saw a ghost?
You've been married 5 times?
Forget the net! Just give me a hand, will you?
Arrivederci, boys.
Really? Then how come you're the one that's divorced?
What are you doing?
Oh, my God, forget it. Max is much too hardheaded to ever say he's sorry.
I'm cooking Cantonese tonight. Why don't you join us?
Be gentle.
Next time he touch vino...
What?
That pole, huh?!
See you later, John!
You know I didn't mean what I said about Melanie.
There may be lots of fish in the sea...
Stars shining bright above you
You should be so picky. He's got the face of a mackerel!
I weight ninety goddamn pounds and you bring me this slopping foam?
The bird.
The groom goes here.
Good luck to ya, ya schmuck.
You go.
I said, I'm going to bed!
It's too late.
Here, Lucky.
That trick doesn't work.
Open your bag. That's it. Good shot.
You mean she's going to run the bait shop?
If you die today, I'll take your motor.
How did we do tonight?
In just 8 days...
Sounds like Dad's using his "free exam" trick again.
l-kinda-like-to-poke-you.
You guys have done way too much already.
-No. -Phillips.
Thanks for the Phillips.
You look very nice.
No, but Allie said we can borrow Sparky.
Thanks.
Not in my lifetime!
But if I were, and I'm not, what would you say?
The Dance Hall?
You know?
It ain't good.
There's a smile on my face
You're meaner than a dog...
Nobody slept with anybody!
Maybe I'll visit you sometime when I need a break from reality.
That's my line!
It was my idea to let them help plan the wedding.
...I'd shave his ass and teach him to walk backwards!
Are you thirsty?
I've been taking my time! How does waiting since the 2nd grade grab you?