Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I like him, mamma. A lot.
At last...
Wait!
She crushed the grapes herself in Palermo.
Moron.
...and I had him.
Who's that?
I'm a doctor!
My dear friends...
No, there ain't no moral.
Night crawler's the king of all worms.
That's all I want.
What else can you make?
Because I know what it's like to be the new kid in town.
Wait.
Kids swallow quarters all the time, If she craps out two dimes and a nickel then you can start worrying
Trés magnifique, Max.
Come-on-I-want-to-lay-you
Come on, Grandpa John, hurry.
What if he had an accident?
Sit down, John, for crying out loud!
Some stranger could catch our fish.
I got his tail!
You do.
...I get to whack him!
age 46 and a 12 pack of busch down
I've played, now. How long have I played?
Jake and Melanie called it off.
Whatever. I think you got the hots for her.
I knew I liked your wife.
You cut the anchor, putz!
Francesca Ragetti.
Wait!
Pump him, pump him! Tip up!
The wedding is off and the friendship is off!
He's here.
That's good thinking.
You think that's an acceptable excuse for what you did?
I'm trying to cook a gourmet dinner...
Me neither.
-Hey, moron. -Putz. I've been looking for you!
Maybe I'll cook something nice for you in the kitchen.
So I should....
Want to come in?
Is this seat taken?
Turn that radio down!
You couldn't catch crabs from a $10 hooker.
I was a girl, mamma!
-Hi, Chris. -How you doing?
If I die today...
Get his tail.
You're wasting your time, I'm telling you.
...a slut.
I talked to Pop.
That's a lousy thing....
Here's your coaster.
You scared every worm away for a radius of 5 miles.
Trick or treat.
What smell?
...with a scope and a hair-trigger.
Nobody knows about this place any more than I do. I know everything.
You think everyone's doing that!
We'll be late!
You evil temptress!
You know...
Go downstairs. I'll be right out to make you breakfast.
Antonio was....
Move it!
I don't believe it.
Is that the most beautiful thing you've ever seen?
Come on, you're going to love this.
I am the thief of hearts. I am the gangster of love.
Actually, I've grown quite fond of you!
So cool.
So did you, when you were a kid.
This is not good.
Last Thursday I turned 95 years old.
Slippery's Tavern.
What a moron.
...but you are cursed in love.
Someone else could catch him!
Not one customer all day.
Nag.
You look terrific.
And don't forget. Compliment her on how great she looks.
What, "ha?"