Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

you're the only one I want to mount over my fireplace.
Wait! Wait!
It's a guinea pig.
-Nothing's going on. -Where is John?
What'd you do?
Fine.
Go over and tell her you're sorry.
...for the big surprise.
We're here!
That's my tuna on rye. I've been looking all over for that.
Birds singing in the sycamore tree
But you're not so fat.
What does that mean?
What will you do to ensure that 6 months from now you feel happier...
She said, "Yes, sir, of course."
He's proud.
Jake's moved in with Max, Max and I are at it again and...
An Italian running Chuck's?
What do you want with me?
Holy moly!
Me?
Don't you want to watch the scary movie?
Gustafson, you're doing it again!
Kids swallow quarters all the time.
How's that?
They come out at night, after the rain, to lay out on the grass.
Meet you at church.
Attention!
You got 3 TVs on, you're not looking at any of 'em!
You are a good girl...
Explain now. Where have you been? I've held this up for hours!
The Majestic Ballroom?
Wouldn't it make me look fat?
Honey, how was class?
Splendid. Why?
It's off!
That's what we call it in Minnesota.
I'm-a-kinda-kinky.
Now, watch.
You got to let this thing go, honey. Got to let it go.
You traitor! You Benedict Arnold!
I've been thinking...
They're watching us.
And then on top of the cake, in the frosting...
I don't want to know.
Stop the insanity!
Okay. Want to come over?
Didn't think he'd last this long.
I feel like a polka band is playing in my head.
Hey, moron.
It's pretty fancy, huh?
There we are.
Let's see what you're made of!
Come to Papa!
Good night, Ariel.
Absolutely perfect. Anybody can make these. It's simple.
He's not a groper. He's a touchy-feely person.
It's how you get people to do what you want without them knowing it.
Stop fidgeting!
He's going to explain everything...
...and I'll show you my spicy, peppy pepperoni?
You spend too much time with this Max Goldman.
...that worms have both...
What the hell are you talking about?
The wedding! What time is it?
-See my hands? -Just keep playing.
You okay? Feeling all right?
It is nice to see them getting along.
That's all.
Her first marriage was a flop.
Happy Birthday Jim Have a “whacky” day
Just as long as you find me, dear.
The lemon cake with the white frosting and the yellow flowers. You like?
Because!
Oh yeah? How do you know that?
Why don't you pick up a bottle of wine on the way? She'll appreciate it.
I got just as much right to be here as you do!
You know the sign she put up? "Parking for restaurant customers only."
Got it from the Home Shopping Network.
Here comes another one.
How do you know?
-He's already booked a place. -He did?
Don't get too used to him. Our house will be ready soon, then we're gone.
She baked it anyway because she knew it was my favorite.
You are a stubborn man!
I'll see you then.
Crime in Italy.
Thanks, anyway.
I'm going home to get this matter straightened out.
...have asked me...
Hang on.
Actually, I've grown quite fond of you!
You all right, Maria?
-Moron. -Putz.
He'll break your heart, like the others.
Yes, but--
But Goldilocks had a Remington semiautomatic...
I didn't say it right.
Looks like God remembered you, Pop.
...so if you care to join me for some Mystery Stew and jelly sandwiches...
Isn't it a glorious afternoon?
For once, Maria, listen to your mama.
And Carlo.
Let's go.
Hello?
Listen, I don't know this Cheese person.
Don't shine the light right on them. They zip back into their holes.
How do you like that, you putz?
He better be dead. That's the only excuse I'm taking.
What silly feud of ours?