Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

The wedding! What time is it?
Explain now. Where have you been? I've held this up for hours!
You got 3 TVs on, you're not looking at any of 'em!
You got to let this thing go, honey. Got to let it go.
you're the only one I want to mount over my fireplace.
Isn't it a glorious afternoon?
Oh yeah? How do you know that?
But you're not so fat.
The lemon cake with the white frosting and the yellow flowers. You like?
But Goldilocks had a Remington semiautomatic...
And then on top of the cake, in the frosting...
Birds singing in the sycamore tree
We're here!
It's a guinea pig.
I got just as much right to be here as you do!
I don't want to know.
Don't get too used to him. Our house will be ready soon, then we're gone.
That's what we call it in Minnesota.
Go over and tell her you're sorry.
Actually, I've grown quite fond of you!
And Carlo.
Good night, Ariel.
Absolutely perfect. Anybody can make these. It's simple.
You know the sign she put up? "Parking for restaurant customers only."
Let's go.
Hey, moron.
It is nice to see them getting along.
Don't shine the light right on them. They zip back into their holes.
I'll see you then.
Honey, how was class?
-See my hands? -Just keep playing.
-Nothing's going on. -Where is John?
What the hell are you talking about?
How do you know?
It's pretty fancy, huh?
They're watching us.
Hello?
Hang on.
Her first marriage was a flop.
Didn't think he'd last this long.
She baked it anyway because she knew it was my favorite.
He's going to explain everything...
Holy moly!
That's my tuna on rye. I've been looking all over for that.
She said, "Yes, sir, of course."
I didn't say it right.
I'm-a-kinda-kinky.
...that worms have both...
Stop the insanity!
...for the big surprise.
It's how you get people to do what you want without them knowing it.
I feel like a polka band is playing in my head.
That's all.
An Italian running Chuck's?
Wouldn't it make me look fat?
Why don't you pick up a bottle of wine on the way? She'll appreciate it.
Now, watch.
He's not a groper. He's a touchy-feely person.
-Moron. -Putz.
What does that mean?
Thanks, anyway.
He'll break your heart, like the others.
What do you want with me?
Attention!
Gustafson, you're doing it again!
He better be dead. That's the only excuse I'm taking.
Fine.
Happy Birthday Jim Have a “whacky” day
Crime in Italy.
...so if you care to join me for some Mystery Stew and jelly sandwiches...
Wait! Wait!
Stop fidgeting!
It's off!
Jake's moved in with Max, Max and I are at it again and...
Got it from the Home Shopping Network.
Listen, I don't know this Cheese person.
You spend too much time with this Max Goldman.
Here comes another one.
How do you like that, you putz?
Me?
Don't you want to watch the scary movie?
Splendid. Why?
You okay? Feeling all right?
Looks like God remembered you, Pop.
What will you do to ensure that 6 months from now you feel happier...
You are a good girl...
I've been thinking...
Come to Papa!
He's proud.
There we are.
For once, Maria, listen to your mama.
They come out at night, after the rain, to lay out on the grass.
Because!
You all right, Maria?
Okay. Want to come over?
What'd you do?
The Majestic Ballroom?
-He's already booked a place. -He did?
Yes, but--
What silly feud of ours?
You are a stubborn man!
Meet you at church.
...and I'll show you my spicy, peppy pepperoni?
You traitor! You Benedict Arnold!
Just as long as you find me, dear.
Kids swallow quarters all the time.
...have asked me...
I'm going home to get this matter straightened out.
Let's see what you're made of!
How's that?