Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

It was a great idea.
Just be yourself. You'll be fine.
Don't even think of it.
There we are. Add some garnish here.
I just met a girl named Maria
What if he gets away?
And then there was Eduardo, the drunk.
How do you know who I am?
You can't be serious.
No, this time it's different.
What a nice kitty-cat.
Would you relax!
I thought there's a moral.
I have been to Hawaii.
I'm going to whack him!
Holy moly! How big is he this year?
...I'm honest...
Jeez Louise, who is that?
How is your sister?
Want-a-peek-a-pee-pee?
-Hello, Allie. -Is Allie here? Look at you.
You have a gift.
We already paid for everything!
Anybody who says different doesn't know her ass from her elbow.
I love you.
"Lesbian Bandits" next on Geraldo.
Bait-a shoppie!
That's it!
Want to get drunk?
May his bait shop never die.
I suggest you do the same.
Would you like to make a new friend this morning?
What's a night crawler?
That's not the way it goes.
Praise the Lord!
We got a wedding to plan.
Ristorante...
-It's real wine. -That's great.
...in holy matrimony.
Remember when you were a kid...
How'd you know it's me?
Good night, sweet pea.
Which island?
Nag.
John thought of this by himself.
Just a little while longer.
Let the games begin.
And then I eat five strips of bacon.
I'm stuck.
There's nothing to talk about.
That one, with the big tongue and brown eyes, is great.
Hormel chili.
Melanie and I wanted to thank you and John--
How long you been married?
I was here first.
You said you drink beer, you eat bacon...
That's not what I meant.
I don't want to bore you.
You...
"I'd rather kiss a dead moose's butt!"
Ariel says he watches over the house.
I showed you mine, now you show me yours.
-Where'd you learn that? -"Geraldo."
I showed you mine Now show me yours
Well, lately, I must say that the chances are pretty good.
Why?
I'm the gangster of love.
Come here.
I’m going to whack you!! Happy Birthday Jim!!
The angel.
You'll have to swim back. Where are you going? Don't touch my motor!
Ragetti's will be a very great success!
And now it's Maria!
You Adjusted My Time Series Analysis Let the Games Begin
You're surprised?
That's Catfish Hunter.
Let's celebrate. Beers are on me.
Goes to show you what?
I think we should take our time!
How do you feel?
What if today is the day, and we miss him?
...and I know how to treat a lady.
You will never even know it's there.
Get out of there!
Get me to the church on time.
Let the Gamesz begin!