Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

...which is funny because that wasn't even my major.
Janice is gonna go away now.
Mushroom.
And, uh, then I'm here talking to you, and it's easy and it's fun.
Remember the guy that used to cry every time we had sex?
- Hey, Janice. - Hi, Monica.
Oh, no. You said they could shoot the spot without you.
We can't do that.
Okay, Roger was creepy, but he was nothing compared to Pete Carney.
[PAGER BEEPS]
Valentine's, who asked who into whose bed?
You can go out with a creep any night of the year.
There's Lorraine.
Pathetic mess. I know, but...
Uh, we might be leaving now.
And yet it did.
How can I dump this woman on Valentine's Day?
Can you stop yelling? You're making me nervous...
...we wouldn't be doing the ritual in the first place.
If you don't do it, I will.