Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You can't live without me.
The Rachel thing's not happening, your ex-wife's a lesbian, you...
...I don't care.
How long has she been in the bathroom?
...God.
...some greeting cards...
Well, well.
Go with the egg, my friend.
Well, maybe it's cold in there.
Here's a wacky thought. Um, ahem.
- Goodbye, Janice. - Kiss me.
Hello, funny valentine.
Oh...
Very nice.
Come on, stand up. These people will scooch down. Come on.
FIREMAN 1: We'll see you later. FIREMAN 2: Bye. See you later.
- I'll even let you ring the bell. - Wohoo!
Come on, Ross. You gotta get back in the game here.
- I know. - You know?
A piece of silk boxer shorts...
Oh, man. In my next life I'm coming back as a toilet brush.
Oh, no. You see, actually, it is.