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Bonnie, remember all those times I called you bossy and demanding?
Yes. That information is in my data banks. I can trust you.
program it with information it considers threatening,
[Burps]
When you're one of a kind, companionship does not compute.
[KARR] This conversation is non-productive.
You and your big mouth!
I did? Actually, most of what you said was incoherent.
[Electrical Arcing] [Yelps]
By following this line of reasoning, we can locate the individual...
Instead, its primary function was self-preservation.
Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
[Exhales]
and Bonnie's the only one who can do that.
KITT, where are you, buddy? Come on. There he is!
- Where else would I be? - Meet me at the main building. Something's up.
[Rev] Tony, slow down. Please! Slow down?
[KARR] What is that voice? That's just the ringmaster, KARR.
[KARR] I have evaded our pursuers.
Now, you get some rest.
Michael, do you realize that it's 2:32 in the morning?
We gotta try.
Are you kiddin'? It's a gold mine. Look. Wait.
Now, KITT's primary function is to serve you, to protect you from harm.
I have analyzed my self-monitors,
[Exhales Forcefully] I got a bad feelin' about this.
Thanks, buddy. Okay, partner. You got any ideas about that other car?
- Michael, I'm getting some unusual readings. - Readings of what?
[Devon] Again and again they've struck.
I am unfamiliar with your reference, Rev.
And speaking of dates, we could've performed this task this afternoon...
Also, the fiber optics in my scanners have suffered a 20% reduction in opacity,
Anyway, what's your problem, huh? Am I keeping you from a hot date or somethin'?
[Michael] KITT, keep him talkin;
[Chuckling] [Lock Drops]
- [Whirring] - What's wrong? Didn't you hear me? I said come on.
Oh, no. The calibration must be off.
Michael, KITT's primary function, to protect human life,
- Like not telling me about this whole thing? - Don't look at me.
Come on.
Who is she? [Tony] Rev, look at this.
Ladies and gentlemen and children of all ages,
[Rev Groans]
he is maneuvering for a long enough run to leap over the police barricade.