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Face it, Peter. You have a knack for saying the wrong thing.
It's too late. Our stuff is packed.
I hope he didn't change his mind.
So you see, Chubby Franklin lived across the street.
...by a friend who videotaped him having rough sex.
Filled with beautiful people. And I'm gonna bag me a rich one.
Aunt Marguerite, have you seen my towel?
That's why we got that Steven Hawking guy.
Like diamonds.
A guy's on his boat, in the middle of the ocean...
Peter, that rat gets bigger every time you tell this story.
After Hogan's Heroes, Bob Crane got his skull crushed in...
Look inside yourself.
Peter, I don't care what anyone else thinks. All that matters is that I love you.
No, Lois.
"Hundred bucks, Blake is gay
Now the left TV is tuned to Frasier. The right TV has Ricki Lake.
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Holy crap! You sweet old broad, I love you!
It would look smashing in Lois's crapper. I mean "crapier".
We'll start the bidding at $140,000.
...who would make all your dreams come true.
You two, fight to the death!
So the guy takes the dog into the vet.
Could that be Harriet Tubman's secret underground railroad?
"Tonight I sleep alone
freakin’ sweet
Dad, you never did tell us how you got our house back.
PETER, YOU DON'T HAVE 100 MILLION DOLLARS
Can I see that pamphlet, sir?
Everything say oh toodles oh toodles No let's watch The Incredibles 2004
...51 years before he was born.
Marguerite is a shining example of how people with a lot of money...
Nate!
PETER, YOU DON'T HAVE 100 MILLION DOLLARS