Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You won't marry me if I'm still friends with Robin?

And now that she's back, I have to return him.

I'll take the hit and chat up the chubby lady friend.

[Ted Narrating] Oh, yeah. I forgot to mention Nick had a cable-access cooking show.

They've lived together for...

uh, where I live with my special friend, Maureen.

Eight weeks of training down the drain.

We're done here.

[Ted Narrating] Of course Robin did find out.

It's more than five months.

I never wanted to be that girl who says...

That's too crazy though, right? Right?

- Oh, for the love of God, woman. - Oh, it's not what you think.

- Nick... - It's fine. Go.

posting pictures of second babies on Facebook.

- [Hoarse Laughter] - [Barking]

and soar to her own beautiful tomorrow.

Oh, my gosh! Who's ready to nosh?

Ted's more of a boob man. I seriously can't stop.

Guys, I've got a new bro...

I mean, sure, his cooking show is lousy with awkward catchphrase attempts.

I gotta split, yeah.

Okay, this is a cry for help.

I think he's lonely.

considering I left a guy at the altar for you.