Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Not as terrible as you saying that Ted and Robin should stop being friends.
She'll never be the person I grow old with.
and focus on that crime-solving squirrel.
- [Both Laugh] - Ohh.
Ted, you said "I love you" to her earlier this year.
Brover couldn't settle on a tie, so I just bought them all.
It's not just the ability to go to town on yourself...
Uh-huh.
Mommy missed you so much. Yes, she did.
That was Brover's owner.
Mmm.
Guess what it was.
[Laughs] Kidding.
"Oh, let's just bone a bunch...
Or next week? Or 15 years from now?
That breakup with Quinn messed him up more than he let on.
Foreplay is out the window. I'm in, I'm out. I'm sleeping. It's great.
Promise me Robin will never find out.
- She was awesome. - Yeah.
But...
Any brilliant insights, Oprah?
Okay. All right.
I'm so sorry.
it was not a great night.
- [Cell Phone Rings] - Sorry.
Um, Lily and Marshall think I'm missing all these hints you're dropping...
Two scotches, both neat.
She runs on corn.
- Mmm. - Barney, I'm so sorry.