Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Eric, what are you doing here?
You mean you just call this guy up when you're, you know, horny?
. .
-This is Kevin. -Nice to meet you.
It's not Iike we've got anywhere else to go.
And you guys all have one?
A few moments later, emboldened by our conversation...
...you might want to meet for a drink after work.
I'm trying to get some sleep.
Excuse me, "fuck buddy"?
Yeah, I know.
In math, randomness is considered a pattern
Do you want to have dinner Friday night?
I don't think so.
...it takes a more delicate palate than mine to detect it.
Do you want a glass of wine first, or....
Cool. I see.
Every night, like clockwork, right after the end of the 11:00 news...
A frequent guest on MSBNC, Kevin was not just argumentative...
Very good.
Sure.
Let me get the check.
A casual meal with Eric from yoga...
I'm just gonna get my purse.
Thanks. What is it?
...restless.
Next time I meet a handsome, rich, emotionally unavailable 43-year-old man...
I can't deal with the raw stuff.
Sure put a cherry on my sundae.
...ever since you tossed me out Iike bad milk.
Three months before that, it was a dental hygienist named Tiffany.