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It's just gonna be me.
We should find some time to try and talk today.
- I hate Thanksgiving. - You guys, come on.
I'm here now and I'm looking for
- Come on. - Yay!
- All right. - Man, I am pumped.
30 pounds now so far.
So, there's that.
And then whoever's turn it is,
No, no, no, no, no. I am not gonna
we're gonna roast 'em...
I try to catch the feeling of her breathing against me.
Yes!
- Get away, Shredder. - Boys.
Mm.
I am definitely not getting together with relatives I hate
- Daddy, is it time to start the movie? - Yep. You guys
Huh? Huh?
- Police Academy III? - Yeah.
Now we walk.
No, that's silly,
My mom and biological father eating at the same table?
- of picking up the hot dogs. - I have hot dogs,
in the whole wide Connecticut woods, huh?
Thank you.
Kitchen! Let's go!
and then...
- you know your way around a yam? - Of course.
I didn't know no Thanksgiving was an option.
Don't get anything on your chinos, please.
and I shall watch Rocky II with my favorite
It's in the book of poems that Randall's had since he was a baby.
- Okay. - VCR?
Have a good break, Kevin.
- Hello, hello. - That's Kevin and his date.
Okay, who's up first?
That you kept him from me my entire life?
I needed a warm bed, too,
- Randall, I can get the potatoes. - It's all good.
Randall, what about you, bud, what are you gonna do?
- Really? - Oh, yeah.
That's why I'm calling you now.
I'll see you soon, William.
You sure that's appropriate?
- Hey, Mom. - Hey.
The right kind of pie could save us from our miserable selves.
So, your parents, they don't mind you skipping Thanksgiving?
I said,
- I'm sorry, I've been cooking. - No.
I could... today you are on relaxation duty.
Don't want to get anything on you. I got to go finish.