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I'm here now and I'm looking for
Don't want to get anything on you. I got to go finish.
Have a good break, Kevin.
- of picking up the hot dogs. - I have hot dogs,
- Hey, Mom. - Hey.
- Come on. - Yay!
So, there's that.
I try to catch the feeling of her breathing against me.
- Hello, hello. - That's Kevin and his date.
Okay, who's up first?
- Really? - Oh, yeah.
Don't get anything on your chinos, please.
We should find some time to try and talk today.
Thank you.
So, your parents, they don't mind you skipping Thanksgiving?
Yes!
we're gonna roast 'em...
You sure that's appropriate?
My mom and biological father eating at the same table?
I didn't know no Thanksgiving was an option.
Huh? Huh?
And then whoever's turn it is,
- I'm sorry, I've been cooking. - No.
- Okay. - VCR?
- Daddy, is it time to start the movie? - Yep. You guys
No, no, no, no, no. I am not gonna
- All right. - Man, I am pumped.
No, that's silly,
That you kept him from me my entire life?
It's in the book of poems that Randall's had since he was a baby.
- Randall, I can get the potatoes. - It's all good.
30 pounds now so far.
It's just gonna be me.
The right kind of pie could save us from our miserable selves.
- Police Academy III? - Yeah.
I am definitely not getting together with relatives I hate
in the whole wide Connecticut woods, huh?
- Get away, Shredder. - Boys.
Mm.
I'll see you soon, William.
- you know your way around a yam? - Of course.
Randall, what about you, bud, what are you gonna do?
Kitchen! Let's go!
I said,
Now we walk.
I could... today you are on relaxation duty.
- I hate Thanksgiving. - You guys, come on.
That's why I'm calling you now.
and then...
I needed a warm bed, too,
and I shall watch Rocky II with my favorite