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30 pounds now so far.
and I shall watch Rocky II with my favorite
- Come on. - Yay!
- I hate Thanksgiving. - You guys, come on.
I am definitely not getting together with relatives I hate
Mm.
That you kept him from me my entire life?
We should find some time to try and talk today.
I try to catch the feeling of her breathing against me.
and then...
No, no, no, no, no. I am not gonna
Randall, what about you, bud, what are you gonna do?
- Police Academy III? - Yeah.
Don't want to get anything on you. I got to go finish.
Don't get anything on your chinos, please.
- Really? - Oh, yeah.
My mom and biological father eating at the same table?
we're gonna roast 'em...
in the whole wide Connecticut woods, huh?
That's why I'm calling you now.
- Hey, Mom. - Hey.
- Get away, Shredder. - Boys.
- Hello, hello. - That's Kevin and his date.
So, your parents, they don't mind you skipping Thanksgiving?
- of picking up the hot dogs. - I have hot dogs,
- you know your way around a yam? - Of course.
I could... today you are on relaxation duty.
Okay, who's up first?
I'm here now and I'm looking for
I said,
Kitchen! Let's go!
I needed a warm bed, too,
- Randall, I can get the potatoes. - It's all good.
- Daddy, is it time to start the movie? - Yep. You guys
I'll see you soon, William.
It's in the book of poems that Randall's had since he was a baby.
I didn't know no Thanksgiving was an option.
Have a good break, Kevin.
Huh? Huh?
The right kind of pie could save us from our miserable selves.
Thank you.
Now we walk.
Yes!
- I'm sorry, I've been cooking. - No.
And then whoever's turn it is,
You sure that's appropriate?
It's just gonna be me.
So, there's that.
- Okay. - VCR?
No, that's silly,
- All right. - Man, I am pumped.