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(tires screech)
Now if you'll excuse me,
NEWSMAN 2: The martians are now traveling to New Jersey.
When measuring yourself, what do you count as the base?
(both moaning)
Actually, I should chew some gum first.
Mom! He blocked my punch and hit me!
Then why am I here now?
Yes, we'd like to request "Witchcraft,"
Why don't you guys get to know each other a little?
Man, I can't get over how old‐timey
Okay, let's just see what his size is.
as arranged by Mr. Nelson Riddle.
by rail‐thin men in Internet pornos going,
‐What?! ‐Oh, no. No, no, I... No, I just meant...
I don't care what Joe says.
I know, right? It's definitely my favorite romantic love song
♪ I'm gonna sleep with all the kids tonight! ♪
Thank you so much for having Kyle and me over for dinner.
on my high‐end stereo system.
by Quagmire's new big, green grill.
They're perfect. I'll take 'em.
It'll tell you about life."
Hey, guys? Let's take it easy
MAN: Today on The Moth,
(imitates brake squeaking) Okay, what's up?
I've dreamed of driving this car someday.
I couldn't drive this car even if I wanted to.
Is this Ferris Bueller?
It's Fast Times at Ridgemont High, you idiot!