Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I don't care what Joe says.
It'll tell you about life."
(imitates brake squeaking) Okay, what's up?
When measuring yourself, what do you count as the base?
Why don't you guys get to know each other a little?
Mom! He blocked my punch and hit me!
by rail‐thin men in Internet pornos going,
I've dreamed of driving this car someday.
They're perfect. I'll take 'em.
Now if you'll excuse me,
Okay, let's just see what his size is.
Actually, I should chew some gum first.
I couldn't drive this car even if I wanted to.
(tires screech)
I know, right? It's definitely my favorite romantic love song
NEWSMAN 2: The martians are now traveling to New Jersey.
MAN: Today on The Moth,
Yes, we'd like to request "Witchcraft,"
on my high‐end stereo system.
Then why am I here now?
♪ I'm gonna sleep with all the kids tonight! ♪
It's Fast Times at Ridgemont High, you idiot!
by Quagmire's new big, green grill.
(both moaning)
Man, I can't get over how old‐timey
Thank you so much for having Kyle and me over for dinner.
Is this Ferris Bueller?
as arranged by Mr. Nelson Riddle.
Hey, guys? Let's take it easy
‐What?! ‐Oh, no. No, no, I... No, I just meant...