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Then why am I here now?
It's Fast Times at Ridgemont High, you idiot!
Actually, I should chew some gum first.
Hey, guys? Let's take it easy
by Quagmire's new big, green grill.
They're perfect. I'll take 'em.
It'll tell you about life."
(tires screech)
(imitates brake squeaking) Okay, what's up?
by rail‐thin men in Internet pornos going,
Now if you'll excuse me,
I've dreamed of driving this car someday.
I know, right? It's definitely my favorite romantic love song
Thank you so much for having Kyle and me over for dinner.
‐What?! ‐Oh, no. No, no, I... No, I just meant...
Yes, we'd like to request "Witchcraft,"
Man, I can't get over how old‐timey
Okay, let's just see what his size is.
I don't care what Joe says.
(both moaning)
When measuring yourself, what do you count as the base?
Why don't you guys get to know each other a little?
MAN: Today on The Moth,
as arranged by Mr. Nelson Riddle.
I couldn't drive this car even if I wanted to.
NEWSMAN 2: The martians are now traveling to New Jersey.
on my high‐end stereo system.
Is this Ferris Bueller?
Mom! He blocked my punch and hit me!
♪ I'm gonna sleep with all the kids tonight! ♪