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- Get out of here. - Yeah, I am.
- Please! - I swear to God, I will throw my dick at you.
Ders, how about you give this dump truck of a girl her money back.
Yo.
- This is a little more important. So just... - Oh, Blake...
We could've jumped into it, but we didn't, you know?
- Thank you. - That was great.
You are a sad sack of shit.
What do you mean? Just get horny!
You're probably too stupid to realize it.
Sorry.
Why, are you too stupid to buy it yourselves?
- Oh! - What are you talking about?
Hey, what's up, pigs?
I can't. Okay? I'm just...
You're not Michael Phelps. You're Michael Cera.
and you're probably gonna see some Hollywood royalty.
- We were supposed to bring all the beer. - Ders. Yo, watch them like a hawk,
- Yeah, yeah. - Here, right down there.
I'm gonna call an uber to send a car for us.
- Pauly Shore lives around here? - No.
Hey, guys!
I'll see you on the other side.
- Would you like some? - Michael Cera?
academy award winner, Pauly Shore.
Come with me. We'll get the beer. We've got to get the beer. Come on, let's go!
That is so gross. Karl, you ruined everything.
"It's hos before bros."
Yo, Blake!
Horny?!
And trust me, I'm big on pleasure.
- Here's yours. - Yeah, thanks, thanks.
He wags his dick like a doggy tail.
What's this?
Yo, what is going on in there?
- Get it! - There you go! You got it!
- What are we doing, man? - What do you mean?
- Because I don't know if she's gonna let me. - That doesn't even seem like a...
- Yeah. - "Ingenus," even.
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