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Well, it's not about the friendship, Blake, because as the old saying goes,
Here we go. Here we g...
- Okay. Sorry. - Uh, I don't get it.
Ooh! Come on, man.
I don't know, how many months? How many months?
or like an eagle, whatever has the best eyes.
- Well, don't be a psychopath. You don't have to do that. - I just...
- No! - Don't do it!
Bring the 'Vo as close as possible.
We're gonna make those chicks horny by doing, like,
{pub}Gah.
So then why does Karl drive that nasty van?
- You're good with your hands. - That's awesome.
You're not Michael Phelps. You're Michael Cera.
but I grew a boner. Who's next?
we'd be on the roof drinking beer and smashing cheeseburger big bites.
It's a break. Got a bad break.
Come on, you're too horny, Adam, knock it off!
and we'd, uh... We would ride bicycles,
'Cause I'm walking like I have a gigantic one,
I do it all for the nookie!
Beer bitch? I don't get it.
All right.
Oh, little ladies, that would be our pleasure.
No, no, oh, no!
- Hey, check this out too. - Sexy!
okay, because I'm here and I'm fun and I've got two
- Yeah, yeah. - That's right here. It's the sensual part.
- Hey, plumbing is a science. Don't mess with it. - What are you doing?
it's because it hurts to walk.
to steal the beer from the inside of the truck.
Then what are you thinking? We grab a couple cases, put 'em on a forklift,
Adam, we jump in the beer, we ruin the beer, no chicks.
- Chicken wings. - I like it, that sounds good.
- Damn. - Why would you miss a party?
Are you kidding, Blake? It's too high.
- See you guys in a few. - Maybe ease up a little bit.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
- I'm not gonna, you know... - Okay.
I don't have the same body as Michael Phelps?
- We're hemorrhaging beer. - Plug 'er up!