Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- She's so clean you could eat beer off of it, baby. - Cool, cool.

We are gonna steal 106 gallons of ice cold beer, baby,

and we still don't have any beer.

and then it's gonna be a straight up dorm day situation,

- All right, fine. Let's steal the beer, all right? - Yo, psst, come on!

Come on, come on.

in a dumpster behind Buca Di Beppo last night.

We're gonna get shot. I swear to God.

All right, dude, you're just a rent-a-cop, chill.

So we should follow it, all right?

- No, it works. - It works.

You've gone **** dumb!

- Whoa, okay, all right. - Look! Yes!

I'm the perfect amount of horny... oh!

I think it's because Steve Kerr

Mm, yeah, okay.

It tore my insides up and now I've got poo-poo leaking down my butt crack.

Hey, hey, whoa, come on, man, watch the hood! It's still my car!

Hopefully that's not the last time I say that, right?

- Here we go! Here we go. - Game on, game on.

Yeah, that's just the tip of the iceberg, you frickin' whale.

This thing ain't pumping beer no more.

And your dick doesn't do anything.

That's not gonna make chicks horny, dude.

So much. So much beer.

about, like, minor details and start stealing beer like real horny men do.

- Oh, hey, hey, hey! - Yo, what's up?

Okay, well, you guys aren't gonna see me for awhile.

- Probably would have been worth it. - Right? Because what is chlamydia