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Okay, they're waving us over. I'm gonna get in there,
Okay, now, hurry up and jump. Let's bang these chicks.
Dude, I love what a dangerous hornball you're being right now!
to get it going for the chicks. The flow needs to get going!
- What do we do now? - We're gonna grab as many beers
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm fine. It's just my guts. They're rotting.
Oh!
- Ow! - Don't, man. You're gonna drink yourself to death.
Why buy all the beer, when we can steal all the beer?
I'm guessing you guys are pretty bad at kissing,
And, me, it's like... It's sad what I'll go through to get some.
Well, they'd better hurry,
Okay, throw me a case, man.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Uh, so, uh...
- Yeah, there's poop in his diaper. - Yeah, I pooped.
Oh, you... probably. Why'd you throw the "probably" in there?
Yeah, I know. I heard about that.
- Uh-uh, I'm not gonna make it. - Come on!
We wanted to party with you guys, but now we're missing our own party
- Should I stop... - Stop.
Ma'am, this one is for you. And this one fits you.
- Is semen backing up and clogging your brain? - Yo, give me a...
to the next level, into the stratosphere,
- Still rocking a bone. - Oh!
He's Karl and he's actually a wall street guy, so...
- Yeah. - Surprised us, right?
- All right! - Yeah!
That's the only way we're gonna survive.
- For poon! - What does that even mean?
Oh, farts!
Okay, people, on your right you will see the home
I was just negging you, you know?
It's because I told them that you're Pauly Shore and Adam is Robin Williams.
- We're almost there! - It's happening.
Reverse cowgirl, man, and that's not even something that
- Break it down, Derski. - Yeah!
Being a frickin' hornball right now.