Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

but if these tramps weren't laying out the buffet, he wouldn't be chowing down.
- Well, we just love it. - Yeah.
I get hammered.
Because so many of us are cowardly
Good. Cos I'm gonna need a designated driver.
Let me guess.
Danielle, I want you to pick up the phone and call the police.
begged your forgiveness?
There's a meeting over on Tenth Street. You go there.
begging her not to leave me.
"You're the love of my life. She's just the runner-up."
Yes. Like you wouldn't believe.
OK!
about the power of a loving relationship.
No! We've been feeding her,
- Looks like it's Daddy's turn. - I got her.
Yeah, I saw what you were just about to do.
I am so sorry, but obviously, that was just meant for Tom's eyes only.
Yeah, I figured that...
How could he be arrested for cocaine possession? Claude swore he was clean.
Yeah, and it hurt like hell then too.
[Mary Alice] Dale Helm, like all of the students at Parsons Christian Academy,
Oh, the honeymoon thing.
You call me after.
Yes! Why would you want to come to a place like this?
I'm also a member of S.A.
Oh.
Yes.
She's a lust trigger. A lust trigger!
Oh, your A.A. sponsor?
- You are going to pay! - [whistle blowing]
Mayer! Four on one!
This one, I got the day I found out Karl was doing it with his secretary.
Drink your milk.
Are you? Well, maybe if you'd written it down,
Uh... well, um...
Are me, Julie, that lesbian that does his taxes and you.
Oh, you know, I've gotta go. I have a meeting.
Over the years, Karl had dumped dozens of women,
When I said it, I really didn't mean it.
It's just... he was the best sponsor I've ever had,
"He wouldn't have been with me if he was getting it at home."
So my point is, do the right thing, and no one gets hurt.
Come on.
Uh-uh-uh! Mm-mm.
Now, look, if we...
No!
Uh... well, I hope that helped.