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Frank...
I was online chatting with Fran a while ago,
[laughs]
Taking care of people is what I do best.
- You're gonna fire me? - No, of course not.
I don't want my money back! I want my baby!
and it wouldn't make any difference.
What are you suggesting? Hookers?
It didn't take her long to figure out that I let a stranger seduce her online.
But when he did, it was usually to ask for God's help
Now let's go home.
[groaning, screaming]
Edie, why are you torturing that girl?
[sighs]
[engine sputtering]
Yes, she needs the bonnet. It completes the outfit.
No, he did not say.
And we wake up in the middle of the night, and we rock her,
or can I finally have dinner at home with my wife?
Because when it comes to sex, I have an unwavering moral compass.
Caleb was meant for a better world than this, Matthew.
No, no, no, that's a mistake.
- They're in as much trouble as he is. - I don't care.
Yeah, you do. You said goodbye to her yet?
- No! - What?
Don't worry.
You're his security blanket. He stays, you stay.
[phone beeps]
Thanks. Well, I'm gonna go back in my office
Lily's ours.
Look, man, it's OK if you like her.
No, no. I'm good.
Because you boys live clean.
Just a few extra drops.