Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

and you don't go around getting strippers pregnant.

We ask God to grant us the serenity

Yeah, jingles for oatmeal, not soft-core porn.

You're too important here. I'm gonna fire Tom.

The house just sold.

Karl's office is all guys. The only women he sees are...

You're an embarrassment to me. Give.

Yeah. Um, out of wedlock.

"Oh, yeah, I'll bite you good."

[sobbing] Carlos, do something!

This is our baby!

We have a court order to take the Collins baby into custody.

I'm pretty sure you said medium.

It is your baby. Just take it!

No, not really.

Yeah, I'm just really not into the whole reading thing.

and all you have to say to me is, "I don't know"?

So, uh, when we leave...

to people faced with circumstances they don't want to accept.

[hits keys loudly]

- What is the hold-up? - They told me I gotta talk to a judge.

it's dangerous to care about me.

and that you can't socialise with her anymore.

But you know what? She told me if you come in her room again,

Look, you don't have to worry about Peter. Not while he's with me.

Truly, a man could beg and plead all day long,

and I'm sure you will be too.

Caleb? Hey, come on, buddy. Wake up.

what my life was like.

They'd throw him in a straitjacket and drug away what's left of his mind.

Well, we do the best we can, given the circumstances.

not only would that guy get kicked off the team

- Blocked? - I don't know what else to say.

Hence, his record of successful getaways

How would that help Ed avoid his marital problems?

Well, that's not your life anymore.