Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

you would've spared yourself the walk of shame back to the kitchen.

Those butt-wads!

"Yeah? What did you want to do to me?"

- it's just all so passionate. - [laughs]

in breaking up with a woman

but if you are having problems in that area,

I mean, you and Fran could spice it up a bit.

what would my responsibilities be, you know, under the law?

What do you want me to say?

[Mary Alice] Previously on Desperate Housewives:

until we get a straight answer from the birth father.

You don't know squat about sex addiction.

I don't need help. You hear those cheers? Those are for me.

that you're good and kind and smart.

You're an award-winning copywriter.

I'll talk to you later.

Guys, I'm all for bashing exes,

Unfortunately for Karl...

- [screams] - [crash]

Hey. Any luck with that IMing thing?

[laughs] You gotta be kidding.

[Tom] Jerry, can you help me get the kids?

Betty, I am serious.

You can't be turned on by what's going on out there, it's...

[computer rings]

and you wanna know why?

[groans] Get in, you moron.

OK, I gotta go take this. You keep going cos you're doing great.

For guys like Peter and me, there's no beauty in the sex.