Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I didn't want to do this, but my marriage was on the line.
And while most were asking God for help in resisting temptation,
Huh?
What's all this?
just tell me now so I can stop wasting my time working with you!
...the courage to change the things we can...
- [phone ringing] - Bad news.
And we finally managed to come to terms.
Oh, man, we were wasted 24l7.
and we've been bathing her.
If I hadn't been in the house, he could have raped her. Or worse.
- Who's the pretty girl? - [doorbell rings]
the birth mother can still change her mind.
We made plans. Remember?
The good news for those who utter these words
Really? Did he say who it was?
...God was in the mood... - [groans]
No, no, no... I am not letting that idiot use my baby as a bargaining chip!
Come on. Let's go.
and afraid to stand up for what is right.
right down to the personalised stationary.
Damn it, Peter. What did I tell you?
Well, if you were in trouble, I could handle it.
[woman] Hey there.
Cos we're the Huskies!
I promised her I would fire the person who did it.
She just spit in your wings.
Would you like some milk with your cookies?
The guy's a ticking bomb.
[gunshot]
Carlos! No! Carlos, what's happening?
You don't even want to be a mother!
- Spring break, right? - Yeah.
If you saw me at my worst, you might not like me so much.
You can't take her! You can't take her!
I asked for extra spicy.
- "Are you joking?" - Uh...
What would you say?
Come on, you guys, we don't have to make this ugly.
I don't wanna bore you with the details.
She's our baby!
- OK, that's good. Then what? - Then...
[chuckling] "I'm on my way."
Put this ham in the fridge, will you? I think I'll make it for dinner.