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My feet are killing me. Daddy?
And then I decided to go to Phoenix.
Well, what do I do while you're gone?
...Iast Christmas, you asked kids and I to come with you...
Oh, I'm sure I said it.
My mother's married to a girl who's younger than me...
Just bring him a water, please.
Well, I think this is very rude.
So she said if I can get another guy-- Stop talking now. Stop talking.
Bro.
She wants to meet you.
All right.
I'm gonna go home now...
Bro, what are you telling me here?
Hello, girls.
My kids spent Christmas in a Holiday Inn...
Your mother tells you she just found out who she is and you have no opinion?
Mom.
Louie, Louie, Louie, Lou-ah
Come on, who doesn't love their mother?
Wife. My mother's wife.
I came all this way to see you. I wanted to surprise you.