Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What's the deal?
You invited us for Christmas.
...so here's what I'm willing to do, okay?
Honestly, you can take your vagina and shove it up your ass.
Is that all you boys do, get fat and die?
I'm sure I said "I love you" somewhere down the line.
From whence I came?
I'm sorry? This print is too small.
What the hell are you doing?
Dude, seriously.
Why are you wearing a suit?
When, Ma?
That's great. That's really great.
Mom? Hello, Louie.
How many times did I told you I loved you?
And as I'm listening to this, I realize: "Shit, that happened to me too."
No, I don't care what you do with your vagina.
Louie, Louie, you're gonna die
Oh, my God. Okay, so what?
She's a fan. She thought it would be hot.
Game? What game?
She wants us to meet her tonight with her wife.
Maybe this will center her.
But a guy, you just walk up to him and your dick's in his ass.
When you're alone with your mom, you can take it.
Hello.