Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You know, I think I always was, even when I was with your father.
No. You stay.
Hello, grandma.
Are you at your mother's house or...?
Do you love me, Mom?
Okay.
Yeah, I'm doing a short set at the Cellar.
...and I'm not gonna talk to you for three weeks.
Stop it. This is a restaurant.
That's really-- I gotta go.
It's like two buckets and you hold the openings against each other.
...to put a dick than a man's ass?
She can't get off with one guy?
Well, that's because I didn't tell you.
You doing a show tomorrow?
But I haven't told you about my wife. I don't give a shit, Mom!
That's it. You just walk up, you're gay.
I'm frankly amazed that you're leaving me.
You know, Lily asked me today why I love you.
And the upsetting part of it wasn't that it happened, but that I had forgotten.