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There's no way she's a lesbonian. That's our mother.
Louie, Louie, Louie, Louie
Then you're gay, man. I don't know.
Bring me a menu with larger type. Mom, I can read it to you.
Okay, okay, okay. Okay, here's the thing.
...and by school, whatever else.
What are you doing?
I really don't.
Finally found love?
That's all I've ever done is love you, and you didn't even notice.
Why?
Jesus Christ.
Society teaches you things, makes you--
How do you dress for a cab ride, Mom?
She can't get off with anything less than two guys.
And it's that simple.
What my journey has been? You know, Mom....
I am hungry, but I don't like fending for myself.
Mom, I didn't know you were coming here.
Bro, I met this girl.
What are you doing after?
Okay, okay. Can we have a seat, please?
...but I don't wanna keep hearing about it. Okay, so...
You should respect what they wanna do with their lives...
Gotta have some respect.
...and it turned out to be a guy, and it was a horrible thing for him.
I would think you'd be glad for me.
And it was...
I don't care!
You didn't come here to see us. You came to parade around your new identity.