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Ma, please, just say it.
Jesus Christ.
...I'll be looking down at her, my little girl, and I just--
Hi, boys.
Maybe this is a good thing. Mom has been a mess her whole life.
I used to, but they're melting away.
Meanwhile, this one peeps she wants to go and you hop to it.
Even a vagina is awkward.
Ma'am, I'm sorry. We don't have menus with larger type.
Come hang out with us after you're done.
But you ever feel for your real values inside?
Daddy, can we please go now?
But the two holes bump:
...who gave birth to you, made everything possible for you...
But when you're with your friends, - "We got here at 5."
...then we come back, you pretend like you're gonna start in with us...
Are you serious?
What game, Ma?
Well, I guess we'll just have to eat somewhere else.
You wanna come with me or.... Well, not really, I'm tired.
Yeah? Why is your mommy like that?
I think about that sometimes. What are the things I believe...