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Jesus Christ.
Daddy, can we please go now?
Ma, please, just say it.
Come hang out with us after you're done.
What game, Ma?
...I'll be looking down at her, my little girl, and I just--
Yeah? Why is your mommy like that?
But the two holes bump:
You wanna come with me or.... Well, not really, I'm tired.
Ma'am, I'm sorry. We don't have menus with larger type.
But you ever feel for your real values inside?
I think about that sometimes. What are the things I believe...
Hi, boys.
But when you're with your friends, - "We got here at 5."
Are you serious?
I used to, but they're melting away.
Even a vagina is awkward.
Meanwhile, this one peeps she wants to go and you hop to it.
...then we come back, you pretend like you're gonna start in with us...
...who gave birth to you, made everything possible for you...
Maybe this is a good thing. Mom has been a mess her whole life.
Well, I guess we'll just have to eat somewhere else.